What sizes are available for the Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt?

The Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt is available in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL. Please refer to our size chart on the product page for detailed measurements (width, length) to find your best fit.

What material is the Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt made of?

The Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt is made of 5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton. It features a high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) digital print for vibrant, long-lasting colors.

How long does shipping take for the Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt?

US orders typically arrive within 6–12 business days (including 2–5 days production time). Canadian orders take approximately 7–14 business days. Free shipping is available on orders over $75.

What is the return policy for the Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt?

We offer a 30-day hassle-free return policy. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and have tags attached. Contact our support team to initiate a return.

Do you ship the Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt to Canada?

Yes! We ship to both the United States and Canada. Canadian orders typically take 7–14 business days to arrive, including production time.

Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt

Name: Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt
Brand: Bucktee
SKU: cc-1049-9953-108191135-1765441713961
Availability: InStock

Price range: $19.95 through $46.95

5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton • Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Bleach

Style

Color

Size

Clear

US Estimated Arrival

Jul 16

Jul 17 - Jul 20

Jul 22 - Jul 28

Free Shipping $75+

Easy 30-Day Returns

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Printed in USA

Execute your ultimate escape plan without saying a word with the Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt. This hilarious graphic tee is the universal uniform for introverts, sci-fi fans, and anyone who has ever looked around a crowded room and immediately regretted leaving the house. Featuring a retro-inspired design with a classic flying saucer and a vibrant tractor beam, this shirt captures the perfect mix of vintage alien aesthetic and relatable social anxiety. It’s the ideal icebreaker—or conversation ender—for boring office parties, awkward family reunions, or just a long Monday morning. Crafted from a premium, soft-touch cotton blend, it provides the cozy comfort you need while you mentally travel to another galaxy. The high-quality print is designed to last through countless washes and abductions. Signal the mothership and upgrade your casual wardrobe with a tee that says exactly what everyone else is thinking.

Shipping Carrier: UPS, USPS.

HIGH-QUALITY: proudly printed in the USA, using eco-friendly inks to make it a stylish and comfortable shirt!

SIZE: All sizes and all colors are available in our shop. Please refer to our measuring size guide in the pictures before you order! Thank you so much!

FAST SHIPPING: Shipped directly from the USA.

Weight	N/A
Style	G500 T-Shirt, G500L Ladies T-Shirt, Z65 Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt, Z66 Hoodie
Color	Black, Navy
Size	S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

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G500 / G200

Fabric: 5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton
Print Method: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) Digital Print
Care: Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Bleach

Print colors may vary slightly from screen to garment due to the DTG process.

Classic unisex fit. If between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How to Measure: Lay the garment flat. Measure width across the chest 1" below the armhole. Measure length from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.

View Full Size Chart →

US Shipping: 6–12 business days (production + delivery)
Canada Shipping: 7–14 business days
Free Shipping: On orders over $75
Returns: 30-day hassle-free returns. Items must be unworn and unwashed with tags attached.

All items are printed on demand. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35