Biggest Slut At The Costco Shirt
Price range: $19.95 through $46.95
5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton • Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Bleach
US Estimated Arrival
Jul 14
Jul 15 - Jul 18
Jul 20 - Jul 26
Strut down the aisles of your favorite warehouse club with unshakeable confidence in the Biggest Slut At The Costco Shirt. This hilarious and ironic tee is designed for the shopper who loves a hot dog combo just as much as a viral internet moment. Whether you are hunting for free samples, stocking up on bulk snacks, or just looking to confuse the receipt checker at the exit, this shirt is the ultimate badge of honor for the wholesale enthusiast. It perfectly captures the chaotic energy of a Sunday shopping trip, blending self-deprecating humor with a bold declaration of your love for the big box store lifestyle.
Beyond the shock value, this shirt is built for the marathon that is a warehouse run. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it keeps you comfortable while you navigate crowded aisles and haul oversized carts. The high-quality print ensures the text stands out, making it an instant conversation starter—or a stopper—wherever you go. It makes for a legendary gag gift for your funniest friend or a chaotic treat for yourself. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let everyone know exactly who rules the rotisserie chicken section.
Shipping Carrier: UPS, USPS.
HIGH-QUALITY: proudly printed in the USA, using eco-friendly inks to make it a stylish and comfortable shirt!
SIZE: All sizes and all colors are available in our shop. Please refer to our measuring size guide in the pictures before you order! Thank you so much!
FAST SHIPPING: Shipped directly from the USA.
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Style | G500 T-Shirt, G500L Ladies T-Shirt, Z65 Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt, Z66 Hoodie |
| Color | Sport Grey, White |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
G500 / G200
Print colors may vary slightly from screen to garment due to the DTG process.
Classic unisex fit. If between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
How to Measure: Lay the garment flat. Measure width across the chest 1" below the armhole. Measure length from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
All items are printed on demand. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.
G500 / G200 • 5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
Width: Lay flat, measure across the chest 1" below the armhole seam.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
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