What sizes are available for the Dudes Be Named Noah But Don't Know A Thing Shirt?

The Dudes Be Named Noah But Don't Know A Thing Shirt is available in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL. Please refer to our size chart on the product page for detailed measurements (width, length) to find your best fit.

What material is the Dudes Be Named Noah But Don't Know A Thing Shirt made of?

The Dudes Be Named Noah But Don't Know A Thing Shirt is made of 5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton. It features a high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) digital print for vibrant, long-lasting colors.

How long does shipping take for the Dudes Be Named Noah But Don't Know A Thing Shirt?

US orders typically arrive within 6–12 business days (including 2–5 days production time). Canadian orders take approximately 7–14 business days. Free shipping is available on orders over $75.

What is the return policy for the Dudes Be Named Noah But Don't Know A Thing Shirt?

We offer a 30-day hassle-free return policy. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and have tags attached. Contact our support team to initiate a return.

Dudes Be Named Noah But Don’t Know A Thing Shirt

Name: Dudes Be Named Noah But Don't Know A Thing Shirt
Brand: Bucktee
SKU: cc-1049-9953-108992090-1784104679127
Availability: InStock

Price range: $19.95 through $46.95

5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton • Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Bleach

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Color

Size

Clear

US Estimated Arrival

Sep 06

Sep 07 - Sep 10

Sep 12 - Sep 18

Free Shipping $75+

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Printed in USA

Meet the ultimate conversation starter: the Dudes Be Named Noah But Don’t Know A Thing Shirt. Built for the modern contrarian who appreciates a healthy dose of hyper-specific sarcasm, this premium cotton blend shirt is as comfortable as it is delightfully petty. Featuring bold, crisp typography that ensures the joke hits from across the room, it strikes the perfect balance between internet-era irony and everyday casual style. Whether you actually know a clueless Noah, are making a highly targeted statement, or just love a shirt that forces people to do a double-take, this tee delivers. It’s soft, breathable, slightly chaotic, and guaranteed to spark laughs (or defensive explanations). Grab yours, embrace the absurdity, and wear the meme.

Shipping Carrier: UPS, USPS.

HIGH-QUALITY: proudly printed in the USA, using eco-friendly inks to make it a stylish and comfortable shirt!

SIZE: All sizes and all colors are available in our shop. Please refer to our measuring size guide in the pictures before you order! Thank you so much!

FAST SHIPPING: Shipped directly from the USA.

Weight	N/A
Style	G500 T-Shirt, G500L Ladies T-Shirt, Z65 Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt, Z66 Hoodie
Color	Black, Navy
Size	S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

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G500 / G200

Fabric: 5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton
Print Method: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) Digital Print
Care: Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Bleach

Print colors may vary slightly from screen to garment due to the DTG process.

Classic unisex fit. If between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How to Measure: Lay the garment flat. Measure width across the chest 1" below the armhole. Measure length from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.

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US Shipping: 6–12 business days (production + delivery)
Canada Shipping: 7–14 business days
Free Shipping: On orders over $75
Returns: 30-day hassle-free returns. Items must be unworn and unwashed with tags attached.

All items are printed on demand. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35