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Name: I f*ck to cum not to conceive shirt
Brand: Bucktee
SKU: cc-1049-9953-98830677-1656556531497
Availability: InStock

Price range: $19.95 through $44.95

5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton • Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Bleach

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Clear

US Estimated Arrival

Oct 10

Oct 11 - Oct 14

Oct 16 - Oct 22

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Weight	N/A
Style	G500 T-Shirt, G500L Ladies T-Shirt, Z65 Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt, Z66 Hoodie
Color	Black, Navy
Size	S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

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G500 / G200

Fabric: 5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton
Print Method: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) Digital Print
Care: Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Bleach

Print colors may vary slightly from screen to garment due to the DTG process.

Classic unisex fit. If between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How to Measure: Lay the garment flat. Measure width across the chest 1" below the armhole. Measure length from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.

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US Shipping: 6–12 business days (production + delivery)
Canada Shipping: 7–14 business days
Free Shipping: On orders over $75
Returns: 30-day hassle-free returns. Items must be unworn and unwashed with tags attached.

All items are printed on demand. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35