I Give Just Enough Fcks To Stay Employed And Out Of Jail No More No Less Sweatshirt
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I Give Just Enough Fcks To Stay Employed And Out Of Jail No More No Less Sweatshirt
I Give Just Enough Fcks To Stay Employed And Out Of Jail No More No Less Sweatshirt
I Give Just Enough Fcks To Stay Employed And Out Of Jail No More No Less Sweatshirt
I Give Just Enough Fcks To Stay Employed And Out Of Jail No More No Less Sweatshirt
I Give Just Enough Fcks To Stay Employed And Out Of Jail No More No Less Sweatshirt
I Give Just Enough Fcks To Stay Employed And Out Of Jail No More No Less Sweatshirt
I Give Just Enough Fcks To Stay Employed And Out Of Jail No More No Less Sweatshirt
I Give Just Enough Fcks To Stay Employed And Out Of Jail No More No Less Sweatshirt
I Give Just Enough Fcks To Stay Employed And Out Of Jail No More No Less Sweatshirt
I Give Just Enough Fcks To Stay Employed And Out Of Jail No More No Less Sweatshirt
I Give Just Enough Fcks To Stay Employed And Out Of Jail No More No Less Sweatshirt
I Give Just Enough Fcks To Stay Employed And Out Of Jail No More No Less Sweatshirt
I Give Just Enough Fcks To Stay Employed And Out Of Jail No More No Less Sweatshirt

I Give Just Enough Fcks To Stay Employed And Out Of Jail No More No Less Sweatshirt

Price range: $19.95 through $46.95

8.0 oz 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester • Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Iron Print

US Estimated Arrival

Jul 14

Jul 15 - Jul 18

Jul 20 - Jul 26

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The I Give Just Enough Fcks To Stay Employed And Out Of Jail No More No Less Sweatshirt is the ultimate anthem for the master of strategic mediocrity. Designed for the professional who has perfected the art of doing “exactly what is required” and not a single task more, this garment serves as a cozy manifesto for work-life boundaries. It’s a hilarious tribute to the fine line between being a “team player” and being a “person of interest,” making it the perfect choice for those who navigate the corporate world with a healthy dose of cynicism and a very specific set of priorities.
This sweatshirt features a heavy-blend fabric that offers a plush, warm feel—ideal for hiding your true feelings during a Monday morning Zoom call or keeping comfortable while you’re counting down the minutes until 5:00 PM. The bold, no-nonsense lettering ensures your stance on productivity is crystal clear to coworkers and strangers alike. Whether you’re wearing it to a casual Friday or just lounging at home after a day of doing the absolute bare minimum, this piece is a badge of honor for anyone who values their freedom and their paycheck in equal, limited measure.

Shipping Carrier: UPS, USPS.

HIGH-QUALITY: proudly printed in the USA, using eco-friendly inks to make it a stylish and comfortable shirt!

SIZE: All sizes and all colors are available in our shop. Please refer to our measuring size guide in the pictures before you order! Thank you so much!

FAST SHIPPING: Shipped directly from the USA.

Weight N/A
Style

G500 T-Shirt, G500L Ladies T-Shirt, Z65 Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt, Z66 Hoodie
Color

Sport Grey, White
Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

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G180 / Z65

  • Fabric: 8.0 oz 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
  • Print Method: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) Digital Print
  • Care: Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Iron Print

Print colors may vary slightly from screen to garment due to the DTG process.

Classic relaxed fit with set-in sleeves and ribbed cuffs/waistband.

How to Measure: Lay the garment flat. Measure width across the chest 1" below the armhole. Measure length from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.

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  • US Shipping: 6–12 business days (production + delivery)
  • Canada Shipping: 7–14 business days
  • Free Shipping: On orders over $75
  • Returns: 30-day hassle-free returns. Items must be unworn and unwashed with tags attached.

All items are printed on demand. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.