What sizes are available for the I'd Rather Be Eating A** Shirt?

The I'd Rather Be Eating A** Shirt is available in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL. Please refer to our size chart on the product page for detailed measurements (width, length) to find your best fit.

What material is the I'd Rather Be Eating A** Shirt made of?

The I'd Rather Be Eating A** Shirt is made of 5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton. It features a high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) digital print for vibrant, long-lasting colors.

How long does shipping take for the I'd Rather Be Eating A** Shirt?

US orders typically arrive within 6–12 business days (including 2–5 days production time). Canadian orders take approximately 7–14 business days. Free shipping is available on orders over $75.

What is the return policy for the I'd Rather Be Eating A** Shirt?

We offer a 30-day hassle-free return policy. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and have tags attached. Contact our support team to initiate a return.

Do you ship the I'd Rather Be Eating A** Shirt to Canada?

Yes! We ship to both the United States and Canada. Canadian orders typically take 7–14 business days to arrive, including production time.

I’d Rather Be Eating A** Shirt

Name: I'd Rather Be Eating A** Shirt
Brand: Bucktee
SKU: cc-1049-9953-108583773-1773291904555
Availability: InStock

Price range: $19.95 through $46.95

5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton • Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Bleach

Style

Color

Size

Clear

US Estimated Arrival

Jul 19

Jul 20 - Jul 23

Jul 25 - Jul 31

Free Shipping $75+

Easy 30-Day Returns

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Printed in USA

The I’d Rather Be Eating A** Shirt is far more than just a piece of apparel; it is a bold manifesto for the modern provocateur who thrives on breaking social taboos with a wink and a smile. Crafted from premium, ultra-soft combed cotton, this garment offers a luxurious feel against the skin, ensuring that your physical comfort is as high as your confidence levels when you step out into the world. The minimalist design features crisp, high-contrast typography that demands attention without being visually cluttered, making it an ideal choice for those who appreciate the intersection of high-concept humor and contemporary street style. Whether you are hitting a high-energy music festival, grabbing a casual drink at a dive bar with your closest friends, or simply lounging at home, this shirt serves as an immediate icebreaker that separates the daring from the demure in any crowded room.

Shipping Carrier: UPS, USPS.

HIGH-QUALITY: proudly printed in the USA, using eco-friendly inks to make it a stylish and comfortable shirt!

SIZE: All sizes and all colors are available in our shop. Please refer to our measuring size guide in the pictures before you order! Thank you so much!

FAST SHIPPING: Shipped directly from the USA.

Weight	N/A
Style	G500 T-Shirt, G500L Ladies T-Shirt, Z65 Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt, Z66 Hoodie
Color	Black, Navy
Size	S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

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G500 / G200

Fabric: 5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton
Print Method: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) Digital Print
Care: Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Bleach

Print colors may vary slightly from screen to garment due to the DTG process.

Classic unisex fit. If between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How to Measure: Lay the garment flat. Measure width across the chest 1" below the armhole. Measure length from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.

View Full Size Chart →

US Shipping: 6–12 business days (production + delivery)
Canada Shipping: 7–14 business days
Free Shipping: On orders over $75
Returns: 30-day hassle-free returns. Items must be unworn and unwashed with tags attached.

All items are printed on demand. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35