If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt
If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt
If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt
If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt
If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt
If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt
If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt
If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt
If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt
If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt
If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt
If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt
If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt
If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt
If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt
If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt

If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt

Price range: $19.95 through $46.95

5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton • Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Bleach

US Estimated Arrival

Sep 06

Sep 07 - Sep 10

Sep 12 - Sep 18

Free Shipping $75+
Easy 30-Day Returns
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Printed in USA

Channel pure, unhinged chaotic energy with the If You Give A Drunk Mouse A Ciggy Shirt—the ultimate parody tee for anyone who appreciates dark humor and classic children’s book nostagia twisted completely upside down. Inspired by the legendary slippery slope of bad decisions, this hilarious graphic shirt features a cheeky, unapologetic little rodent who clearly took happy hour way too far. Crafted from ultra-soft, it offers a relaxed, breathable fit that keeps you cozy whether you’re closing down the dive bar, kicking back at a summer tailgate, or nursing a morning-after hangover. It’s bold, surprisingly relatable, and guaranteed to spark instant laughs and double-takes wherever you wander. Upgrade your casual streetwear lineup or gift it to that one friend who always turns “just one quiet drink” into a wild midnight adventure. Wear the chaos—and let the mouse do the talking!

Shipping Carrier: UPS, USPS.

HIGH-QUALITY: proudly printed in the USA, using eco-friendly inks to make it a stylish and comfortable shirt!

SIZE: All sizes and all colors are available in our shop. Please refer to our measuring size guide in the pictures before you order! Thank you so much!

FAST SHIPPING: Shipped directly from the USA.

Weight N/A
Style

G500 T-Shirt, G500L Ladies T-Shirt, Z65 Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt, Z66 Hoodie
Color

Sport Grey, White
Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

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G500 / G200

  • Fabric: 5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton
  • Print Method: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) Digital Print
  • Care: Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Bleach

Print colors may vary slightly from screen to garment due to the DTG process.

Classic unisex fit. If between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How to Measure: Lay the garment flat. Measure width across the chest 1" below the armhole. Measure length from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.

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  • US Shipping: 6–12 business days (production + delivery)
  • Canada Shipping: 7–14 business days
  • Free Shipping: On orders over $75
  • Returns: 30-day hassle-free returns. Items must be unworn and unwashed with tags attached.

All items are printed on demand. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.