Is He Dead Yet Flatline Shirt
Price range: $19.95 through $46.95
5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton • Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Bleach
US Estimated Arrival
Sep 05
Sep 06 - Sep 09
Sep 11 - Sep 17
The Is He Dead Yet Flatline Shirt is the ultimate wardrobe essential for those who master the art of dark humor and sharp-witted sarcasm. Featuring a minimalist yet striking graphic of a heart rate monitor transitioning into a continuous, unyielding flatline, this shirt perfectly captures a cynical, “done with it” attitude. Whether you’re a fan of medical tropes, true crime, or simply possess a slightly morbid sense of irony, this design serves as a bold conversation starter that doesn’t take life too seriously. Crafted from premium, breathable cotton, the fabric ensures a soft touch and a relaxed fit that stays comfortable even when the vibe is cold. The high-contrast print remains crisp through countless washes, mirroring the permanence of the flatline itself. Ideal for casual outings, late-night coffee runs, or lounging around while ignoring the world, this shirt is more than just apparel—it’s a mood. Wear it to send a clear, silent message to the room: the pulse of the conversation has officially reached its end.
Shipping Carrier: UPS, USPS.
HIGH-QUALITY: proudly printed in the USA, using eco-friendly inks to make it a stylish and comfortable shirt!
SIZE: All sizes and all colors are available in our shop. Please refer to our measuring size guide in the pictures before you order! Thank you so much!
FAST SHIPPING: Shipped directly from the USA.
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Style | G500 T-Shirt, G500L Ladies T-Shirt, Z65 Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt, Z66 Hoodie |
| Color | Black, Navy |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
G500 / G200
Print colors may vary slightly from screen to garment due to the DTG process.
Classic unisex fit. If between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
How to Measure: Lay the garment flat. Measure width across the chest 1" below the armhole. Measure length from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
All items are printed on demand. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.
G500 / G200 • 5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
Width: Lay flat, measure across the chest 1" below the armhole seam.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
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