Robin Buckley Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Sweatshirt
Price range: $19.95 through $46.95
8.0 oz 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester • Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Iron Print
US Estimated Arrival
Jul 19
Jul 20 - Jul 23
Jul 25 - Jul 31
$19.95 – $46.95Price range: $19.95 through $46.95
Jul 19
Jul 20 - Jul 23
Jul 25 - Jul 31
Channel the ultimate mood of everyone’s favorite Scoops Ahoy employee with the Robin Buckley Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Sweatshirt. This design perfectly captures that specific blend of 80s teen angst, workplace sarcasm, and the desperate need to escape a boring shift at Starcourt Mall. It is the perfect attire for the introvert who would rather be decoding Russian transmissions than dealing with customers, or for anyone who just wants to fast-forward through a socially awkward gathering. It combines a classic sci-fi catchphrase with the dry wit that makes Robin an icon of the Hawkins crew.
Beyond the relatable snark, this sweatshirt is the definition of cozy. Crafted from a soft, fleece-lined blend, it keeps you warm whether you are hiding from Demogorgons or just hiding from your responsibilities. The relaxed fit makes it ideal for binge-watching sessions, study groups, or layering up for a chilly fall day. It makes a fantastic gift for the sci-fi lover or the friend who always has a witty comeback ready. Wear your sarcasm on your sleeve and let the world know you are ready for immediate extraction.
Shipping Carrier: UPS, USPS.
HIGH-QUALITY: proudly printed in the USA, using eco-friendly inks to make it a stylish and comfortable shirt!
SIZE: All sizes and all colors are available in our shop. Please refer to our measuring size guide in the pictures before you order! Thank you so much!
FAST SHIPPING: Shipped directly from the USA.
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Style | G500 T-Shirt, G500L Ladies T-Shirt, Z65 Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt, Z66 Hoodie |
| Color | Black, Navy |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
G180 / Z65
Print colors may vary slightly from screen to garment due to the DTG process.
Classic relaxed fit with set-in sleeves and ribbed cuffs/waistband.
How to Measure: Lay the garment flat. Measure width across the chest 1" below the armhole. Measure length from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
All items are printed on demand. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.
G180 / Z65 • 8.0 oz 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Width: Lay flat, measure across the chest 1" below the armhole seam.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
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