Show Me Your D*ck Shirt
Price range: $19.95 through $46.95
5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton • Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Bleach
US Estimated Arrival
Oct 13
Oct 14 - Oct 17
Oct 19 - Oct 25
Get ready to turn heads and spark instant laughs with the Show Me Your D*ck Shirt—the ultimate icebreaker for anyone who appreciates a good, wholesome twist on a cheeky phrase. At first glance, this shirt delivers a bold, hilarious double-take, but closer inspection reveals it’s actually a passionate tribute to the majestic, wood-boring Lineated Woodpecker. It’s the perfect blend of edgy humor and bird-watching nerdiness, designed for those who don’t take themselves too seriously. Crafted from an ultra-soft, this tee offers all-day comfort whether you’re hitting up a casual backyard barbecue, heading to a music festival, or literally out in nature with binoculars in hand. It features a relaxed, unisex fit and durable, vibrant printing that won’t fade after a spin in the wash. Standard text or standard jokes just don’t compete; give your wardrobe a healthy dose of playful irreverence and let everyone know you’re just a massive fan of wildlife.
Shipping Carrier: UPS, USPS.
HIGH-QUALITY: proudly printed in the USA, using eco-friendly inks to make it a stylish and comfortable shirt!
SIZE: All sizes and all colors are available in our shop. Please refer to our measuring size guide in the pictures before you order! Thank you so much!
FAST SHIPPING: Shipped directly from the USA.
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Style | G500 T-Shirt, G500L Ladies T-Shirt, Z65 Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt, Z66 Hoodie |
| Color | Black, Navy |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
G500 / G200
Print colors may vary slightly from screen to garment due to the DTG process.
Classic unisex fit. If between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
How to Measure: Lay the garment flat. Measure width across the chest 1" below the armhole. Measure length from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
All items are printed on demand. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.
G500 / G200 • 5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
Width: Lay flat, measure across the chest 1" below the armhole seam.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
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