What sizes are available for the Soup Eating Fart Machine Shirt?

The Soup Eating Fart Machine Shirt is available in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL. Please refer to our size chart on the product page for detailed measurements (width, length) to find your best fit.

What material is the Soup Eating Fart Machine Shirt made of?

The Soup Eating Fart Machine Shirt is made of 5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton. It features a high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) digital print for vibrant, long-lasting colors.

How long does shipping take for the Soup Eating Fart Machine Shirt?

US orders typically arrive within 6–12 business days (including 2–5 days production time). Canadian orders take approximately 7–14 business days. Free shipping is available on orders over $75.

What is the return policy for the Soup Eating Fart Machine Shirt?

We offer a 30-day hassle-free return policy. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and have tags attached. Contact our support team to initiate a return.

Do you ship the Soup Eating Fart Machine Shirt to Canada?

Yes! We ship to both the United States and Canada. Canadian orders typically take 7–14 business days to arrive, including production time.

Soup Eating Fart Machine Shirt

Name: Soup Eating Fart Machine Shirt
Brand: Bucktee
SKU: cc-1049-9974-108333078-1766481870371
Availability: InStock

Price range: $19.95 through $46.95

5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton • Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Bleach

Style

Color

Size

Clear

US Estimated Arrival

Jul 19

Jul 20 - Jul 23

Jul 25 - Jul 31

Free Shipping $75+

Easy 30-Day Returns

Secure Checkout

Printed in USA

Embrace your biological truth and warn the room in advance with the hilarious Soup Eating Fart Machine Shirt. This bold, self-deprecating tee is the ultimate label for the person who enjoys a hearty chowder but suffers the windy consequences shortly after. Featuring blunt, humorous typography—often accompanied by a whimsical bowl of soup or a cheeky gas cloud graphic—this design serves as a funny warning label for family gatherings, chili cook-offs, or quiet Sunday afternoons. It perfectly captures the “old man” energy of prioritizing comfort and cuisine over social etiquette. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton (essential for those post-meal slumps), it offers a relaxed fit for maximum comfort during the digestion process. Whether bought as a savage gag gift for a gassy dad, a retirement present, or a badge of honor for yourself, this shirt guarantees laughs—and likely a little extra personal space.

Shipping Carrier: UPS, USPS.

HIGH-QUALITY: proudly printed in the USA, using eco-friendly inks to make it a stylish and comfortable shirt!

SIZE: All sizes and all colors are available in our shop. Please refer to our measuring size guide in the pictures before you order! Thank you so much!

FAST SHIPPING: Shipped directly from the USA.

Weight	N/A
Style	G500 T-Shirt, G500L Ladies T-Shirt, Z65 Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt, Z66 Hoodie
Color	Sport Grey, White
Size	S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

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G500 / G200

Fabric: 5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton
Print Method: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) Digital Print
Care: Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Bleach

Print colors may vary slightly from screen to garment due to the DTG process.

Classic unisex fit. If between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How to Measure: Lay the garment flat. Measure width across the chest 1" below the armhole. Measure length from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.

View Full Size Chart →

US Shipping: 6–12 business days (production + delivery)
Canada Shipping: 7–14 business days
Free Shipping: On orders over $75
Returns: 30-day hassle-free returns. Items must be unworn and unwashed with tags attached.

All items are printed on demand. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35