You're Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt
You're Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt
You're Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt
You're Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt
You're Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt
You're Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt
You're Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt
You're Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt
You're Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt
You're Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt
You're Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt
You're Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt
You're Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt
You're Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt
You're Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt
You're Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt

You’re Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt

Price range: $19.95 through $46.95

5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton • Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Bleach

US Estimated Arrival

Jul 19

Jul 20 - Jul 23

Jul 25 - Jul 31

Free Shipping $75+
Easy 30-Day Returns
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Printed in USA

Elevate your wardrobe with the You’re Telling Me A Crab Gooned In This Rag Shirt, the ultimate sartorial choice for those who live at the intersection of surreal internet humor and high-tide absurdity. This isn’t just a garment; it’s a conversational firestarter that leans into the chaotic energy of modern meme culture. Featuring a design that masterfully blends nonsensical wordplay with a crustacean-themed twist on classic idioms, this tee is perfect for deep-fried meme connoisseurs and irony-poisoned trendsetters alike. Crafted from premium, breathable cotton, it offers a soft touch that feels as good as a beach breeze—minus the actual sand. The durable, high-fidelity print ensures that your cryptic sense of humor remains vibrant through every wash. Whether you’re heading to a casual hangout or just want to leave strangers in a state of confused amusement, this shirt delivers. Slip it on and let the world know that your fashion sense is as unpredictable as the deep blue sea.

Shipping Carrier: UPS, USPS.

HIGH-QUALITY: proudly printed in the USA, using eco-friendly inks to make it a stylish and comfortable shirt!

SIZE: All sizes and all colors are available in our shop. Please refer to our measuring size guide in the pictures before you order! Thank you so much!

FAST SHIPPING: Shipped directly from the USA.

Weight N/A
Style

G500 T-Shirt, G500L Ladies T-Shirt, Z65 Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt, Z66 Hoodie
Color

Black, Navy
Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

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G500 / G200

  • Fabric: 5.3 oz 100% Preshrunk Cotton
  • Print Method: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) Digital Print
  • Care: Machine Wash Cold • Tumble Dry Low • Do Not Bleach

Print colors may vary slightly from screen to garment due to the DTG process.

Classic unisex fit. If between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How to Measure: Lay the garment flat. Measure width across the chest 1" below the armhole. Measure length from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.

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  • US Shipping: 6–12 business days (production + delivery)
  • Canada Shipping: 7–14 business days
  • Free Shipping: On orders over $75
  • Returns: 30-day hassle-free returns. Items must be unworn and unwashed with tags attached.

All items are printed on demand. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.